Another Divorce Joke
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It's my lucky day, he thought, and asked the genie if he could have three wishes.
'No,' said the genie. 'Sorry, I'm just a one-wish genie. That's all you get. So, what will it be ?'.
Thinking for just a moment, the young man pulled a map out of his pocket to show the genie. 'Here, he said. 'See this map. I want peace in the Middle East. There's been too much fighting for far too long'.
'Dude, be reasonable', said the genie. The region has been at war for thousands of years, and I'm out of shape - I've been stuck in this bottle for centuries. I'm good, but not that good! Have another wish, and be reasonable'.
'OK', said the young man. 'I want to meet the perfect partner. I want to us live happily together forever, and never argue about anything'.
The genie rolled his eyes and sighed.............'Let me have another look at that f..king map!'.
