A Few Wise Old Sayings
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A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else.
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Life not only begins at 40, it also begins to show.
Love is grand; divorce is a couple of hundred grand
No one ever says 'It's only a game' when their team is winning.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it right back in your pocket.
You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.
