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Times are tough and, as Bank of America CEO Ken Lewis said this week, it's time for 'extraordinary' measures. So Here Is The City is pleased to announce the formation of our very own 'Ponzi' scheme. Below is a diagram showing exactly how it works.
To register for participation in this scheme, please mail us - suckers@neverseeyourmoneyagain.com
Investors will be pleased to learn that we are seeking the services of Bernie Madoff and Samuel Israel III to act as trustees for this venture.
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