Caption Competition (Updated)

1. 'Johnny just got his 2008 bonus number'.

2. 'Sleeping on the job again!'.

3. 'If they can't find me, they can't fire me!'.

4. 'My career is in the toilet'.

5. 'Darn cost-cutting. They even took the drinks machine away!'.

6. 'So that's where all the profits went!'.

7. 'Smells just like subprime'.

8. 'We decided to relocate the Head of Structured Credit Risk Management'.

9. 'Having spent a hard-earned penny, Tommy decided he needed his money back'.

10. 'I had something else in mind when they suggested porcelain crowns!'.

11. 'Much to the dismay of his colleagues, Dave tried out the new subprime yoga position'.

12. 'So that's where the firm's share price went'.

13. 'I told them I'd find those $5bn of assets down here'.

14. 'Fred took the bet. We took the picture. Fred doesn't work here anymore'.

15. 'Federal Reserve starts to examine collateral pledged by investment banks'.

Please use the 'E-Mail' button immediately under the article title to send this item to a friend.