Here's a little ditty we made uplast August in honour of Jim Cayne, the amateur golfer who is also CEO over at Bear Stearns. The song should be sung to the tune of 'Una Paloma Blanca'.

When the sun shines on the mountain
And the firm is on the run
It's a great day
It's a great day
Out golfing in the sun

I can hear the morning sunlight
I can smell the new-mown hay
I can hear God's voice is calling
'Time Warren Spector was on his way'

I am the boss at Bear Stearns
I sometimes pop in and say 'Hi'
I am the boss at Bear Stearns
Up to my golf course I'll fly
Coz no-one can take my job away

All the cash our investors are losing
With our share price down the drain
But I've got loads of money
And I just can't feel their pain

Yes, all the cash our investors are losing
With our share price down the drain
But I've got loads of money
So I just don't feel their pain

I am the boss at Bear Stearns
I sometimes pop in and say 'Hi'
I am the boss at Bear Stearns
Up to my golf course I'll fly
Coz no-one can take my job away

When the sun shines on the mountain
And the firm is on the run
It's a great day
It's a great day
Out golfing in the sun

I am the boss at Bear Stearns
I sometimes pop in and say 'Hi'
I am the boss at Bear Stearns
Up to my golf course I'll fly
Coz no-one can take my job away

No....no-one can take my job away

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