How To Look Busy And Keep From Getting Fired
More in BUSINESS NEWS
back-up- Meet Goldman Sachs' Newest Managing Directors
- Geithner On Financial Regulatory Reform
- Free Job Postings Until 31.03.2010
- Bank Tells Staff To Knock Off Early To Make Babies
- 'Do I Seem Like A Guy Who Throws Chairs ?'
- Best Place To Work Update
- Office Humour - Warning, Some May Find This Offensive
- City Bankers Prepare For Disaster Scenario
- John Thain Defends Wall Street Bonuses
- Click Here To Register For Free News E-Mail Alerts
- Lazard Names New CEO
- Top Firm Told To Give Up Bonuses
- Government Accused Of Botching Major Bailout
- UBS Reveals Its Hand
- The Dash For Trash
- Too Big To Fail
- 'Sorry - But Christmas Is Cancelled'
- Regulator To Have Power To Tear Up Banker Pay Contracts
- IT Programmers Accused Of Being Madoff Accomplices
- Cityboy On Corporate Social Responsibility
- Top Firm To Unveil Turnaround Strategy
- The Obvious Candidate To Succeed Ken Lewis Is Ken Lewis
- Quit The UK To Avoid Higher Taxes - Poll Results
- Bankers Forced To Take Second Jobs To Make Ends Meet
- Goldman Kitten Payments Go A Stray
- More Compensation News
- Best Place To Work 2010 - Vote Now
- Banker Eye Test
- Goldman Sachs - View From The Top
- The Lloyd's Prayer
- Exec Claims Hedge Fund Boss Hired Hit Man To Kill Her
- $125m-A-Year Banker's Wife Says She Was Treated Like 'Mail-Order Bride'
- 'The Sell Out'
- 'Many Of You Have Seen Life Savings Vanish'
- Tough Times For Expenses - £5 For Lunch
- Tragic Banker Rehearsed Suicide Before Killing Himself
- Bear Stearns Fraud Case - The Verdict
- Even More Compensation News
- CEO Says That History Will Vindicate Him
- Traders Desperate To Get 'The Clap'
- Reservoir Gods
- Who Was Mr Angry During The Financial Crisis ?
- JPMorgan Chase Compensation Letter
- Regulator Warns - 'Yes, That Does Mean People Go To Jail'
- Brokers Complain Of Bailed-Out Banks Bullying Tactics
- Best Place To Work - Previous Winners
- Best Place To Work 2009 Results - The Top 100 Firms
- CEO Says He Could Top Himself & People Would Cheer
- Top Firm Hires 78-Yr-Old / Ex-Boss Says 'Sorry' For Citigroup
- Top Firm Said To Be At Loggerheads
Related Content
- Fired (15/09/2009)
Firstly, there's the return of 'window time' - that's when staff, who have finished their daily tasks, are afraid to go home 'early' or before their boss, just in case they are viewed as lightweight and thus become vulnerable for the sack in the event of redundancies in their areas. After their work is done, they simply stay at their desks doing nothing (or looking out the window), hoping to give the impression that they have lots to do and are irreplaceable.
Running around the office with a stern look on your face, and a piece of paper in in your hand, is another old favourite. That always make you look busy. Although the best trick is to go to work with two jackets, placing the second jacket over your chair as you depart for the evening - that way, all your colleagues (and your boss) think that you have just popped out for a break and will soon return to burn the midnight oil.
We asked you to let us know if there were any more tricks that staff could use to fool their bosses. Here are some of your responses:
1.'When going out for a long liquid lunch, leave a sandwich with one big bite out of it, and an opened can of drink, on the desk. Anyone passing by in the late afternoon will think that not only that you are in the office, but also that you are working so hard that you have only just managed to grab a quick bite'.
2. Download all long personal e-mails - you look far busier reading something on your desk than on the screen'.
3. 'When moving into a new job/office, use a local map and compass to determine relevant drinking holes. Use the compass to draw two circles on the map with the office as the centre. One circle being circa 300 yards from work and the other 600 yards. Any pub or bar inside the first circle is too close (you stand too much chance of getting caught) and anything beyond 600 yards means losing valuable drinking time'.
4. 'The famous battery-operated steaming cup of coffee is an old favourite'!
5. 'Some sales people wear their headsets all the day - regardless of if they are having a call or not'.
6. 'Some smart folks simply manage to bag an office far away from their boss (ideally on a different floor,etc) - so that he or she doesn't know whether they're at their desks or not'.
Please use the 'E-Mail' button immediately under the article title to send this item to a friend.
Please use the 'E-Mail' button immediately under the article title to send this item to a friend.











