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Carlsberg don't do breaking news stories, but if they did, they'd probably be the best in the world...................
READER COMMENT:
1. 'I didn't scroll down as I was so excited. I sent this all round the office, and rang my son in Sweden, who was shouting it all over his kitchen (he is a chef). Then one of the lads in the office told me to scroll down. My son was not amused - but the boys in the office got a great laugh out of it!'.
2. 'I didn't scroll down either - just sent it round the office, to 200 of my mates. The abuse I got!'.
3. 'You can't toy with our emotions like that! I sent it around the office. Being an Englishman in Scotland, I am still being laughed at!'. (Ed's note - the Scots haven't got much to laugh about - at least we usually qualify for major championships).
4. 'You little Englanders must be proud to be 2 places ahead of Scotland in the FIFA World Rankings. 1966 will never happen again - but I bet we'll still be hearing about it in 2066 and beyond!'
5. 'Remember 1967 - we played England off the park!'.
6. 'At least we English have memories of actually winning something decent!'.
7. 'England plays terrible for at least a year, and the Scots play out of their skin. We still end up higher in the FIFA rankings - so all's right in the world!'.
8. 'Carlsberg don't do gullible England fans getting a wee tingle in their loins, but if they did........'.
9. 'England don't qualify - so they sack their manager. Scotland don't qualify - so they offer him a new contract. He quickly quits anyway - for Premier League 'giants' Birmingham City!'.
