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In 2008, so the story goes, bankers have but a few options.
It's either being outsourced to India, relocated to the Middle East or China, or getting laid off.
The mantra, then, is:
'Mumbai, Dubai, Shanghai, or goodbye'.
Our thanks to BankersBall for drawing this item to our attention.
