If I Get Laid Off, I Wanna Be.........
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With thousands of bankers facing the axe, we thought it would be interesting to seek the view of our readers to see what their ideal job would be in the event that they get laid off.
Please use the 'Comment on this story' button below to send in your post.
READER COMMENT
1. 'I want to be (Goldman CEO) Lloyd Blankfein's footstool'.
2. 'Forget that - I wanna be John Paulson's food taster - he bagged $3bn last year!'
3. 'I want to be (former Bear Stearns CEO) Jimmy Cayne's conscience - repeatedly whispering 'you blew it' into his ear as he tries to play bridge.
4. 'I'm going to wash beer mugs in a biker bar - better pay, better hours and a better class of people!'.
5. 'I'm thinking of moving to western Pennsylvania and becoming a turkey farmer'.
